Der folgende Brief ist auf englisch, damit er auch wirklich weltweit verschickt werden kann:
WET LUCK TOTEM
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This message has been sent to you for good wet luck and fun.
The original is in Australia. It has been sent around the world nine times and still didn’t dry.
The luck has now been sent to you. You will receive good wet luck within four days of receiving this message — provided you, in turn, send it on. This is no joke, but it might be much fun.
You will receive good wet luck in the mail — but no money.
Send copies to people you think need good wet luck. Don’t send money as fate has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your hands in 96 hours, you won’t be able to hold it any longer! Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
The chain comes from Southern Bavaria and was written by Pi-Pi, a missionary from Asia who in fact never behaved like a missionary. Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send them to friends and associates. After a few days, you will get a wet surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
Eleonore Hutzelmeier received this message and didn’t send it on within 96 hours because she was too lazy. So she wet herself in a department store waiting in a line for the lady’s room. She was very embarrassed, because she wore a tight white jeans and everyone could see she had an accident in her pants. The long way home was terrible for her, as many people she knew including her mother crossed her way that day. She was feeling very bad and ashamed.
But then she remembered the message and sent it out. And the next time she went to the department store, the owner came up and told her he had seen her having that accident and it looked so nice he would like to know her better. Well, and now they are happily married for twenty years and sometimes she’s still having an accident in her jeans just for him to watch.
Good wet luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your hands (or whatever body part you prefer) in 96 hours.
You must not sign or leave any other marks on this message…
